My dog is better than me

I've been really ill and so have the children. My dog has not had a walk in something like 4 days. While dogs have no understanding of time, he knows how overdue a walk is. Yet, the only complaint I get from him is some pointed staring, a whimper or two, and a few more entreaties to play.

If you took something I loved as much away from me for 4 days, I would not show nearly as much understanding. Indeed, I'd take it personally. I'd complain openly. Passive-aggressive jibes would fly. You'd probably want to kick me in the head.

Perhaps he understands we're all really sick. I can't say. But, he doesn't hold grudges. He's still happy to see us, grateful for any attention, quick to defend the house from delivery drivers. I'm sure I'd totally slack off at my job.

- I wrote this years ago and never posted it. Well, it's still true. My dog is better than me.